Life Lessons Thread

[SNESkelly]

If you have any life lessons you'd like to share with people, please do. Preferably with anecdotes. If they're funny, give yourself an extra 10 points.

Life Lesson #356: If you are doing a demanding university degree, remember to study throughout the year, rather than procrastinating and worrying yourself sick in the final 48 hours. I am quite literally crapping myself, trying to learn about Human Rights.

[TatteredTime]

Life Lesson: When your friends tell you your girlfriends a slut, they are more than correct.

[SNESkelly]

Life Lesson #357: On a tight budget? living a student lifestyle? Need a beer that doesn't break your budget?
FEAR NOT!
Tesco's own brand of continental lager, Biere Spéciale, £2.54 for 8x300ml bottles at 4.8% alcohol. that's about 38p per bottle - forget stella and fosters, this is the real deal.

I genuinely prefer it to most commercial beers.

[Ceejikins]

May i ask where in the UK you hail from, SNESKelly?? Answer me this and ill give you one of my life lessons

[SNESkelly]

I'm from newcastle. Now, expose your lessons.
Also, I've noticed in your videos that you don't have a particularly strong scouse accent. You from the wirral or something like that?

[Ceejikins]

Nah I'm from a little town called Maghull, you drive 5 minutes from my house and your out of Merseyside and into Lancashire. I live as far away from liverpool to be technically classed as Liverpool i think. But anyway:

My life lesson is this.

Spicy Curry the night before? Drink about half a litre of some kind of yoghurt based drinking product, it lines your stomach and makes "the morning after" alot less hassle.

[SNESkelly]

All I can imagine is Dave Lister pour a whole jar of curry powder into his chilli. Genuinely useful lesson though.

[shotguhn]

if youve had your heart broken again and again, the girl you just fell in love with will be happy to repeat the cycle (exept less bitchy)

[Ceejikins]

All I can imagine is Dave Lister pour a whole jar of curry powder into his chilli. Genuinely useful lesson though.

Top image. Love Red Dwarf!!

[SNESkelly]

Life Lesson #358: The step between a madras and a vindaloo is not a small one, and not a step to be taken lightly.

[ThatKrypton]

All I can imagine is Dave Lister pour a whole jar of curry powder into his chilli. Genuinely useful lesson though.

Useful Lesson #somethingsomethingsomething. Do not spawn a half-man, half-curry monster from a chicken vindaloo. But under the circumstances that you do, use lager, lots and lots of lager.

[SNESkelly]

Useful Lesson #somethingsomethingsomething. Do not spawn a half-man, half-curry monster from a chicken vindaloo. But under the circumstances that you do, use lager, lots and lots of lager.

And shrink yourself as well. That will help.

[ThatKrypton]

Tip #666: If you feel as if you need some thinking time, or need to get away and have a relaxing holiday, move to Norway, and murder someone.

[SNESkelly]

Damnit, I just booked a holiday to the canary islands. I should have read this sooner.

[Qwholl]

Life lesson: Life is a game, that every one cheats on, before u get your chance... So... screw playing the right way, and cheat too! Yay!!

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