Life Lessons Thread
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If you have any life lessons you'd like to share with people, please do. Preferably with anecdotes. If they're funny, give yourself an extra 10 points.
Life Lesson #356: If you are doing a demanding university degree, remember to study throughout the year, rather than procrastinating and worrying yourself sick in the final 48 hours. I am quite literally crapping myself, trying to learn about Human Rights.
Life Lesson #356: If you are doing a demanding university degree, remember to study throughout the year, rather than procrastinating and worrying yourself sick in the final 48 hours. I am quite literally crapping myself, trying to learn about Human Rights.
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Life Lesson: When your friends tell you your girlfriends a slut, they are more than correct.
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Life Lesson #357: On a tight budget? living a student lifestyle? Need a beer that doesn't break your budget?
FEAR NOT!
Tesco's own brand of continental lager, Biere Spéciale, £2.54 for 8x300ml bottles at 4.8% alcohol. that's about 38p per bottle - forget stella and fosters, this is the real deal.
I genuinely prefer it to most commercial beers.
FEAR NOT!
Tesco's own brand of continental lager, Biere Spéciale, £2.54 for 8x300ml bottles at 4.8% alcohol. that's about 38p per bottle - forget stella and fosters, this is the real deal.
I genuinely prefer it to most commercial beers.
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May i ask where in the UK you hail from, SNESKelly?? Answer me this and ill give you one of my life lessons 

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I'm from newcastle. Now, expose your lessons.
Also, I've noticed in your videos that you don't have a particularly strong scouse accent. You from the wirral or something like that?
Also, I've noticed in your videos that you don't have a particularly strong scouse accent. You from the wirral or something like that?
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Nah I'm from a little town called Maghull, you drive 5 minutes from my house and your out of Merseyside and into Lancashire. I live as far away from liverpool to be technically classed as Liverpool i think. But anyway:
My life lesson is this.
Spicy Curry the night before? Drink about half a litre of some kind of yoghurt based drinking product, it lines your stomach and makes "the morning after" alot less hassle.
My life lesson is this.
Spicy Curry the night before? Drink about half a litre of some kind of yoghurt based drinking product, it lines your stomach and makes "the morning after" alot less hassle.
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All I can imagine is Dave Lister pour a whole jar of curry powder into his chilli. Genuinely useful lesson though.
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if youve had your heart broken again and again, the girl you just fell in love with will be happy to repeat the cycle (exept less bitchy)
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SNESkelly wrote:All I can imagine is Dave Lister pour a whole jar of curry powder into his chilli. Genuinely useful lesson though.
Top image. Love Red Dwarf!!
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Life Lesson #358: The step between a madras and a vindaloo is not a small one, and not a step to be taken lightly.
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Useful Lesson #somethingsomethingsomething. Do not spawn a half-man, half-curry monster from a chicken vindaloo. But under the circumstances that you do, use lager, lots and lots of lager.SNESkelly wrote:All I can imagine is Dave Lister pour a whole jar of curry powder into his chilli. Genuinely useful lesson though.
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ThatKrypton wrote:Useful Lesson #somethingsomethingsomething. Do not spawn a half-man, half-curry monster from a chicken vindaloo. But under the circumstances that you do, use lager, lots and lots of lager.
And shrink yourself as well. That will help.
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Tip #666: If you feel as if you need some thinking time, or need to get away and have a relaxing holiday, move to Norway, and murder someone.
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Damnit, I just booked a holiday to the canary islands. I should have read this sooner.
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Life lesson: Life is a game, that every one cheats on, before u get your chance... So... screw playing the right way, and cheat too! Yay!!
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